firsts, il monstro

This trip has had a lot of firsts: first time in Spain, first long distance trip, first time using a bidet.  In fact, this is the same bided Martin Sheen used while filming 'the Way'.  I have such beautiful memories of Spain...

In a similar vein, I no longer have feet, I have hooves.  One of my hooves has been impregnated by an alien.  Or perhaps 'a tumor the size of a grape' is a more delicious metaphor.  Anyway, I named it 'il monstro'.  

Il monstro recently met a timely and painless death.